Itchy Backsides

So I just had dinner with L and A. Beside our table got one Indonesian family eating dinner. Wah on the table got one woman got a really itchy backside. The whole dinner she scratch and scratch and scratch. Some more she scratch is not like a bit a bit one. Hers is FULL ON scratching action. Like reach real deep so that you can reach your asshole that kinda scratching. Steady. I admire women like that. Got balls. Check it:

Sometimes Emily's wedgie fetish was too hard to resist

and she would relieve it at the most awkward moments.

Here's another picture. This time she was really getting into it:

Michelle cheated at poker by cunningly using the wormhole in
her anus to access extra cards that she hid in her hotel room. It
also had the added benefit of generating quantum deterministic
causality effects that distorted the surrounding space-time
continuum which blurred out the security cameras and
prevented them from catching her in the act.

Damn shiok. I see her scratch I also feel like scratching. But I paiseh.