Sunday, June 10, 2007

I Am Chumpion

This week got someone compliment me. Say I am no "two pump chump". So I went to check what it means:

two pump chump
t-wo-p-ump-ch-ump [tōō pŭhmp chŭhmp] n.

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Francis is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

Wah lao eh. This one still need to say meh? I am HUNDRED PUMP CHUMP AH!

2 comments:

diana said...
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diana said...

the opposite of "two pump chump" is "hundred pump hump" you ass.