Cheebye Juice Perfume

Wah lan eh the other day K sent me this link (er.. it's not workplace safe hor).

Steady right?! Cheebye flavoured perfume. What will they think of next?

This could be the start of a whole cottage industry. Imagine, if you are a woman in some third world country, everyday just take your cheebye juice, put into a mineral water bottle, then when the bottle is full, you sell it to a cheebye juice dealer, who gives you five bucks, and collects all the cheebye juice-filled mineral water bottles, and sells it to some big ang moh factory which then refines all the cheebye juice and put preservatives (or not) and then put into small chic-looking bottles, call it some classy name (or not) like "Vulva" and then sell it as some ridiculous price to some horny old men who for some strange reason, want to smell like cheebyes. Genius.

But then it makes you wonder who are all these women they get the cheebye juice from. And are those cheebyes clean or not. Or is it like ni na bei chao cheebye. Ya lor.. What if you pay $50 for one of those cheebye bottles but actually the cheebye juice is not from some young nymph but actually from some old wrinkled grandmother lao cheebye. Then how? You never know right?

Maybe I also can do. Everytime I PCC I just PCC into a mineral water bottle. I think three times should be able to fill up liao. Then I call it a sexy name like "Ambrosia" and sell it for like $1000 per bottle. Sure got a lot of people buy one. But my one will have certificate to show that it is really true blue authenticated Jimmy Lee Kalimantan lan jiao juice. Then those girls, when they do themselves and they're gonna cum already, just squeeze ("Ambrosia" will come in a convenient squeezy bottle) it on their face and think of me. For better effect, put the bottle into a bowl of warm water for ten minutes before starting.

Steady right?