I Love My Bug Zapper Part II

So remember last time I wrote about my bug zapper? Well I just want to say that I still think its the best damn thing in the world. Give me endless entertainment. Here's me and good ole' Shuangying, smiling for the camera:

With his first racquet endorsement, Pete had truly hit the big time.

So anyway, last night I was watching TV. There was a bumper crop of mosquitos lor. It's like they know they're gonna come and meet their doom but they just... keep... coming. Like Japanese kamikaze like that. So I've gotten quite good at zapping them now. Got a lot of practice. Check it out, I swear on my life that this is from one sitting:

Bug Zapper Trigger Hand No. 2 saluted his worthy adversaries.

Wanna see closer?

Brian's girlfriends were always impressed with his tame pet
mosquitoes who would often do tricks like play dead in formation.

Dun believe they're mosquitoes right? I show you closer some more. Notice my camera's solid macro function:

After a long day of field manouevres, the mosquito
platoon flopped onto their bed and went to sleep.

These mosquitoes ah... can make a lot of formation one. Here's their "Cluster Fuck Stance":

Left out in the open snow, the mosquitoes huddled together for warmth.

And this one I keep for next time my girlfriend's Valentine's Day card:

Brian's mosquitoes could be show-offish sometimes.

So anyway, throught the magic of video, we can now see the Shuangying Multifunction Mosquito Hitting Racket in action. Here's me making sure that the mosquitoes are really, truly dead. No camera tricks. You see the centre of the bug zapper? Halfway through the video got those little spots on them right? Ah those are the mosquitoes la. Then later when I tap the thing on the floor, you can see the dead bodies of the mosquitoes falling out if you look closely. Remember to turn on the sound ah:

Fucking cool right? I love it.