Zachary Disease

Apparently everyone's heard this one except me:

There was this woman who was 40 years old but had never had a boyfriend and never been laid. So her friend told her, "you go and see this Dr Sumitomo. He very good. If anyone can help you, its Dr Sumitomo."

So the woman went to see Dr Sumitomo. Then Dr Sumitomo say, "hmm... this probrem very strange. But maybe we can try to discover source of probrem. Prease, take off all crothes..."

So the woman takes off all her clothes.

"Now, prease to get on all fours, rike dog.." says Dr Sumitomo. Now the woman thinks this is a bit of a strange method of diagnosis but she thinks, anything is better than not being laid for the rest of my life, so she shrugs her shoulders and gets on her hands and knees.

Dr Sumitomo continues, "now, prease to craw away from Dr Sumitomo, reery reery fass, just rike dog..." So the woman, thinking that they're making some headway here, starts to crawl away from Dr Sumitomo.

"Now, prease to turn around and craw reery reery fass towards Dr Sumitomo, just same as rike dog.." The woman obediently does so.

So now Dr Sumitomo says he's finished his examination and tells the woman that she can put on her clothes.

When the lady comes out of the dressing room, Dr Sumitomo sits her down in front of his table. He looks solemn, "I'm fraid you have incuraber condition. Worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or date."

The lady is quite sad but at least she can take comfort in the fact that her inability to get a guy is through no fault of her own. So she asks Dr Sumitomo what her incurable condtion is.

"What you have, is bad case of Zachary Disease," Dr Sumitomo says gently.

So naturally, the lady asks Dr Sumitomo what Zachary Disease is.

Dr Sumitomo replies solemnly, "my dear lady, Zachary Disease is when woman have face, that rook Zachary rike her ass.."