Kancheong Troublesome Hold Up Things Man

You know those people who just have to be troublesome and hold up things wherever they are? Like when they order chicken rice they must ask for boneless chicken drumstick and wings without skin? Or like if they are in a buffet, they must find and find and find the chicken drumstick while everyone is waiting behind them? Or like at Starbucks they must order the Ice-Blended Latte but must have 2% skim milk and no whipped cream but half the normal amount of syrup but put more ice and can they set the blender to slow so that the ice is crushed more evenly?

Enter Kancheong Troublesome Hold Up Things Man.

For some reason my flight was delayed for four hours. So everybody already damn sian diao already. So? Just check in first and then go to the airport bar or something lah! Noooo.. Kancheong Troublesome Hold Up Things Man must go and check with the airport counter staff what is the matter with the plane. Must ask them how much longer it will take. Then he must bring like ten thousand luggages. And must ask the counter staff whether they can increase his luggage limit. And then his passport must have some problem that the counter staff must ask their supervisors one. And then he has to check something in his bag so he gotta stand there and open his bag and let people see his underwear.

So he was like at the counter forever. And all the while I was juuust two people behind him in the queue. And behind me these two Indonesian women with like a heap of luggage on their trolley, everytime I even take a half step forward they must push the trolley riiiight until it is almost touching my foot. Like damn scared got people will cut queue. Wah lan eh dun say people ah. I think even if someone's lan jiao wanna cut the queue, he also must make sure he senang diri first before he try to get between the trolley and me lor.

So anyway, Kancheong Troublesome Hold Up Things Man finally left the counter. Then at the departure gate, he must go and join the queue first. Like if not skarli he cannot get on the plane.

And then on the plane, after the plane has taken off and the fasten seatbelt sign is off, Kancheong Troublesome Hold Up Things Man must go and take his laptop from his bag in the cabin compartment. For what? Because he want to watch DVD on his laptop. Like. Hello? Champion? From Singapore to Jakarta is like 1 hour 40 minutes lor. Take off and landing already take half an hour altogether. Eat dinner in the plane already take about another half hour. You see what movie?! See 40 minutes of the movie also shiok ah? Then of course when the plane was about to land, he gotta put back the laptop into his bag.

Then he must ask the stewardess for an extra copy of the customs form when they give out the forms in the cabin lor.

Anyway, this is Kancheong Troublesome Hold Up Things Man:

Think he was looking for people to trouble to look out for his luggage on the conveyor while he go to the toilet.