Write in C

Someone sent me this. Only engineers and computer programmers would understand. Man I kinda wonder what it'd be like to be an engineer. Life would be so simple. Do a calculation, it's either correct or wrong. Write a code, either it works or it doesn't and you find the offending line and correct it. Now I worry about the difference between "it is likely that..." or "cannot rule out the possibility...". I guess the readily available commercial sex here kinda makes up for it. Anyway, enjoy:

"Write in C" (Sung to the tune of the Beatles' "Let it Be")

When I find my code in tons of trouble
Friends and colleagues come to me
Speaking words of wisdom: Write in C

As the deadline fast approaches
And bugs are all that I can see
Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C


Chorus

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
LOGO's dead and buried
Write in C


I used to write a lot of FORTRAN
For science it worked flawlessly
Try using it for graphics! Write in C

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly
Soon you will be glad to


Chorus

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, yeah, Write in C
BASIC's not the answer
Write in C

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
Pascal won't quite cut it
Write in C

But then again, I remember how programming really sucks ass. Last time I programme in FORTRAN and C, really wanna vomit blood when I see the fucking error message. Oh well. Hot prostitutes it is.