Valentino Rossi Only 12 Points Behind Nicky Hayden

Hahahahahahaha!!! Today I watch MotoGP. Loris Capirossi start from pole, Valentino Rossi start from second place and Marco Malendri start from third. Nicky Hayden, who is the current leader in the table start from behind. The three in the front row all start very well. Capirossi leads, Malendri second and Rossi third. Nevermind. Still early in the race. Rossi still can overtake Malendri and reach Capirossi for first place.

But then the cheebye Malendri made a bad turn and slowed down Rossi. So in the end, walaupun Rossi could overtake Malendri, Capirossi was too far ahead for him to catch. So Rossi got 20 points instead of 25. Still not so bad cos Hayden is in 7th place so he only get a few points. But then at the last minute, Shinye Nakano, who was in front of Hayden crashed so Hayden gets bumped up to 6 place. Fucking cheebye. But anyway, by the end of the race, Rossi was only 12 points behind Hayden. So its quite possible that in the next race, Rossi can become the table leader. But it'll be a damn close fight lah. But ok lah. At least got chance. Eh. Rossi already win the world championship 7 times already leh. Don't now lose the championship to Nicky Hayden leh.

Anyway, I see MotoGP I also feel like damn itchy to ride motorcycle again. But here how to ride? If you ride moto here, you either (i) die from air pollution; (ii) get squashed to death in between two cars in the traffic jam or (iii) get kidnapped and sodomised if you are Chinese because on a bike, people can grab you easily. So I guess next time if I go back Singapore I will get this bike, buy a set of leathers and go for track days at Johor Pasir Gudang circuit:

Ah you think damn nice damn oo seh right? Actually this bike is an Aprilia RS125. So it's only 125cc. To give you a better idea, unless you're a fucking pussy, only 600cc and above is considered a proper race bike. So this bike is really something like Mr Bean's three wheeled car next to, say a Subaru WRX.

Why don't I buy a bigger bike? Why ah? BECAUSE THE FUCKING SINGAPORE LAW IS DAMN CHEEBYE LAH! For those of you who don't know, in Singapore, after you pass your first bike exam, you are only allowed to ride bikes up to 200cc. Then, after a year, you are allowed to take another test afterwhich you will only be allowed to ride bikes up to 400cc. And then, if you haven't migrated because of the absurdity of it all, you are allowed to take another test no less than a year later which will entitle you to ride any bike you want.

And by the way, before you take the tests, you have to take lessons from ah beng bike instructors with about three braincells* and purposely fail you for each lesson so that you will have to come back for more lessons and they make more money out of you. I swear this is true. This is Comfort Driving Centre. Remember the name. Comfort Driving Centre. They are cheebyes. The CEO is unflatteringly named "Huam Chak Koon".

The supposed rationale for this ruling is supposedly to restrict new bikers to smaller bikes so that they cannot go so fast and become a road hazard. My lan jiao ok. When I was riding my lousy150cc Honda, I still can go up to 160km/h. And somemore bikes with smaller cc are more unstable cos they are so light. So last time when I rode my bike, if the road is wet, even if I go damn slow, I still always skid because the bike isn't heavy enough to put enough weight onto the road. Like you push a shoebox and you push a brick. Of course the brick harder to push because it's heavier and can exert a larger frictional force on the floor right? Fucking bullshit.

No. I have a different theory. I think it's because those people who can make the decision to change the motorcycle regulations are scared that us cool bad boy bikers will steal their girls. Cos they drive pussy cars like the Audi A6. And everybody know that girls would rather ride an MV Agusta F4 1000R (at least the ones that give good blow jobs). Also, its a well known fact that girls prefer to ride on motorcycles because the effect is similar to what is known as a "Sybian".

* One of my first lessons, I foolishly asked the instructor why you need to check only your right blindspot when you turn right at a junction but have to check both your left and right blindspot when you turn left. His answer: "aiyah so easy. Because one is turn right and one is turn left mah. You turn right of course check your right blindspot lah! Then if you turn left you check your left side and your right side mah. Correct or not?" I swear I wished that Lee Chee Chew would appear behind him and fuck his ass like the faggot he is.)