Quaint Javanese Traditions

I'm back home for a while cos must stock up on porn. I try to download the Sperms of Endearment at my hostel but the connection too slow leh.

Anyway, on the subject of naked people, check this out. I read it before I went there. Thought it was horseshit. BUT, the other day as I was riding out of my hostel to go to school, I saw a naked man standing by the roadside. Didn't know if he was just too fucking poor or if he was performing some Javanese ritual to stop the volcano from exploding. Actually I wanted to take a picture and put on the blog but I scared he catch me and fuck my backside so I just gawked at his reflection in my rear view mirror. The volcano's still smoking though. Maybe cos he never eat snake bladder first. Hahaha.

Wah lan eh but if I see the man in the centre of the picture in the article above naked, I think if shit halfway, the shit also go back inside my backside man. Maybe its supposed to be the same way with the volcano.

And then even more kok is that the local government in Yogyakarta actually employs this guy called Mbah Marijan who stays within a certain distance of the crater of the volcano. His job is just to do some Javanese ritual everyday so that the volcano doesn't explode. This is what their civil servant do. Everyday just dance dance a bit in the morning can get salary. Wah lan eh I also want man. And the best thing is, since this guy lives alone within the danger zone of the volcano where everyone has been evacuated, even if he doesn't do it also no one know.

Anyway, I don't think its working. The other morning I felt a tremor for about ten seconds. The furniture in my room shook a bit. Was thinking whether to run or go back to sleep but since it stopped before I could decide, I went back to sleep. Think I'm settling in just fine.