I Love My Bug Zapper Part II

So remember last time I wrote about my bug zapper? Well I just want to say that I still think its the best damn thing in the world. Give me endless entertainment. Here's me and good ole' Shuangying, smiling for the camera:

With his first racquet endorsement, Pete had truly hit the big time.

So anyway, last night I was watching TV. There was a bumper crop of mosquitos lor. It's like they know they're gonna come and meet their doom but they just... keep... coming. Like Japanese kamikaze like that. So I've gotten quite good at zapping them now. Got a lot of practice. Check it out, I swear on my life that this is from one sitting:

Bug Zapper Trigger Hand No. 2 saluted his worthy adversaries.

Wanna see closer?

Brian's girlfriends were always impressed with his tame pet
mosquitoes who would often do tricks like play dead in formation.

Dun believe they're mosquitoes right? I show you closer some more. Notice my camera's solid macro function:

After a long day of field manouevres, the mosquito
platoon flopped onto their bed and went to sleep.

These mosquitoes ah... can make a lot of formation one. Here's their "Cluster Fuck Stance":

Left out in the open snow, the mosquitoes huddled together for warmth.

And this one I keep for next time my girlfriend's Valentine's Day card:

Brian's mosquitoes could be show-offish sometimes.

So anyway, throught the magic of video, we can now see the Shuangying Multifunction Mosquito Hitting Racket in action. Here's me making sure that the mosquitoes are really, truly dead. No camera tricks. You see the centre of the bug zapper? Halfway through the video got those little spots on them right? Ah those are the mosquitoes la. Then later when I tap the thing on the floor, you can see the dead bodies of the mosquitoes falling out if you look closely. Remember to turn on the sound ah:

Fucking cool right? I love it.

Did You Know?

That the sound that Transformers make when they transform, commonly represented as the onomatopoeia, "chee cha cheh choh choo" (or "choo choh cheh cha chee" if transforming from vehicle to robot mode) begins as an 8 hz pulse repeated five times for 0.7 seconds each repeat whose pitch can be represented by the absolute value of a declining sine wave, with each zero-to-zero arc of the wave representing one of five cycles of the repetition. The actual value of the sine wave can be modified by factor N which is multiplied into the X value but divided into the Y value, which means that although the actual pitch is largely indefinite, in analog terms when the transform pitch is higher the length of each pulse is shorter, and conversely when the pitch is lower the length of each pulse is longer.

Well now you know. Dun say I never tell you.

Marlboro Decepticon Lai Liao!

Last week my work computer got seriously fucked up. Of course the computer guys took two weeks to fix it, leaving me no choice but to buy a very sexy Macbook.

Wah this Macbook I tell you ah... Damn shiok. Can mix music, can play DVD, can take photo. And it looks so good that every time I look at it I get a boner. And best of all, can make home movie. Like this one:

Marlboro Decepticon never did feel comfortable saluting Megatron.

Steady right?