So the basic rule in the genre of Gigantic Transforming Robot Cartoons is that the bad guy robots always look cooler than the good guys one. For example, in Transformers, Optimus Prime is what? A truck? Truck is use for what? Transport cow dung ah? And somemore he forever so goody goody. Lousy lah. Megatron so much more cool. Can become gun. And then can become big become small. Just like my one like that. Or Starscream. Can become fighterplane. So badass. Who wants to be a truck? Truck is only good for fetch ah beng to go and piah zui can?
Anyway, enter the 1/60 scale Yamato Toys Macross Sukhoi/Israel Aircraft Industries/Dornier SV-51 piloted by Nora Polyansky of the evil "Anti-UN" forces (how much more "bad" can you get right?) pictured below. Cool right? And everything about it just screams "Bad Guy" and it's sexy even (I mean it's even painted BLACK man). Somemore the pilot is like one damn sexy RUSSIAN GIRL WITH BIG TITS lor. Last time I go Orchard Towers I remember if you want to find Russian one its like three times the price of those China one and then they only sit there and sing karaoke with you ok. If wanna ta pao some more must pay extra one.
But I digress. The 1/60 scale model of the SV-51 can even transform without having to take any parts apart. Just like in the cartoon like that.
I'm gonna buy like ten when it comes out.
Then must buy the Good Guy robot for it to fight against. Hope I get big bonus man.
2 comments:
So THAT's why you mentioned robots in your comment. lol.
When colleague's 4-year-old showed off his Optimus Prime to me; I replied that his guy's a lousy boring old truck. Instant respect. He didn't know a girl who knew a (toy) truck. Of course I didn't and don't. Thanks to your blog, I can now better relate to boys...
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