Quotable Quotes

Some good ones I've come across. The best is the last one. Only smart people can understand.

"If its bleedin', its breedin'!"
- A friend of mine with a fervent disregard for age limits.

"Bag the face and bomb the place!"
- Another friend who subscribes to the principle of "love all serve all".

"If the river runs red, take the dirtroad instead."
- Anonymous SMS.