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Speaking of jerking off, Ducati has decided to release a street legal version of its MotoGP bike. It's called the Desmosedici RR (the 'RR' stands for racing replica). Apparently its based as closely as possible on the bike that they use to race in MotoGP. This is the equivalent of Ferrari announcing that they will start selling street legal versions of the car that Michael Schumacher drives in F1. The Desmo's gonna have a lot of the technology that goes into the MotoGP bike which is, seriously, shitloads. Things like exotic materials to make the bike lighter, state of the art control systems that are years ahead of conventional motorcycles and a dashboard that looks like it came from Luke Skywalker's X-Wing.

This thing is so hard core that there's no room for a pillion rider because the bit of the bike where a pillion normally sits has been used for the exhaust system. This is so that there is no un-aerodynamic exhaust pipe at the side of the bike to hinder its performance.

Anyway, this is what it looks like:



Fucking chio right? This thing costs more than US$100,000. Like it costs more than a merc lah. Best just look eh?